Punch me, Kick me, Hurt me, Kill me

goooooooooooood bye!

2002-07-08T18:58:39Z

IM DONE DOING THIS CRAP!

merker @ 2002-06-29T23:02:00

2002-06-30T03:03:36Z

god damn everything. if july 20th doesnt get here soon im going to explode on someones nice clothes and piss them off. then the'll beat me ass. ok.
I bought some REAL fireworks of nate the jew bastard. there not even fireworks, there just explosives, the small ones are "3 m80's in one. the fucking big ones are better though. there loud like a elephant. and a gun of some sort. shut up. goodbye

Whats was you favorite Texas Inmates last meal....

2002-06-28T06:00:22Z

dont know?!
Choose here!
mine are either: Justice, Equality, and World Peace -- Odell Barnes
OR
God's saving grace, love, truth, peace and freedom"
YYYYYUUUMMMMYY!!!!!!!!!

IM A MINISTER!!!!

kinda whos on first....

2002-06-28T00:06:25Z

x Melixxa: haha you know what?
CHEVELLE454HP: no i dont
CHEVELLE454HP: is he a nice guy?
x Melixxa: who?
CHEVELLE454HP: what
x Melixxa: when?
CHEVELLE454HP: i dont know what. is he nice?
x Melixxa: is who nice?
CHEVELLE454HP: WHAT
CHEVELLE454HP: W-H-A-T
CHEVELLE454HP: is he nice?
x Melixxa: huh?
CHEVELLE454HP: melissa.
x Melixxa: what you talkin' 'bout willis?
CHEVELLE454HP: i dont know
CHEVELLE454HP: what
CHEVELLE454HP: is he nice?!
CHEVELLE454HP: is what nice?!
x Melixxa: is what/who nice?
CHEVELLE454HP: exactly!@!!!!
CHEVELLE454HP: IS WHAT NICE?!!!!
x Melixxa: what are you talking about nnice?
CHEVELLE454HP: I DONT KNOW WHAT. IS HE NICE???????
x Melixxa: dude i learned today
CHEVELLE454HP: what did you learn
CHEVELLE454HP: now what. but you
CHEVELLE454HP: not*
x Melixxa: if you want to make someone feel bad and they sorta like you just tell them who you think is hot
x Melixxa: that isn't htem
x Melixxa: haha
CHEVELLE454HP: lol

I'm so dumb.
and i dont like my apperance anymore.

to tired, its my day, enjoying my bed more than usual....

2002-06-25T18:10:38Z

I'm going to bed, but before I do must let every know these are 2 butt ass ugly mother fucking birds.
Good night.

sleep.

2002-06-23T07:54:51Z

What's Your Inner Demon?

this quiz was made by Melissa

I'm so fucking tired.

tonights plan.

2002-06-22T07:04:53Z

12:00: Go to Waffle House with dawn.
12:30: Go to wal-mart
12:30 - 1:30: Search for shit to do in Wal-Mart, Pick up fireworks, computer games and motorcycle book.
2:00: Sit around and get pissed you have nothing to do cause you cant install your computer games.
2:55: Attemp 31 to light fireworks across the street at daycare center. Failed 'cause cop drove by. I broke the firework.
2:58: Go light firework(still broke) in backyeard, expecting big take off and big boom.
2:59: light firework and run.......watch the shittiest firework you've ever seen sprake in the ground and make loud crackling noises.
3:00: come inside and hope dad doesnt wake up.
3:05: get yelled at by dad "DON'T FUCKING DO THAT IDIOT, I WAS SOUND SLEEP. I WOKE AND HEARD ALL THIS 'CRACKLE CRACKLE(with hand motions)AND GOT THE SHIT SCARED OUT OF ME.
3:05: "ok, sorry, i dont know...." 'dawn':"uh..it was the kids across the street"
3:06: get online and type about how boring your night was.

some how I managed to leap into the future.
stupid clocks.

(seirtne regnol no esu rof ,lanoitpo) :tcejbus

2002-06-21T03:43:03Z

Fuck work.
Fuck peoplel.
Fuck me.
Fuck im pissed.
Fuck I hate being pissed.
Fuck I hate hating things.
Fuck I need, yes NEED alisha.
Fuck work.
Fuck work.
Fuck I forgot what else I was going to bitch about.
Fuck I need a new job.
Fuck I'm sooooo mad at myself.
Fucking stupid kyle.
Fuck.
Fuck I hate people who cuse.
Fuck them.
Fuck I smell like pain, hate and SHRIMP.
Fuck tonight was all you can eat shrimp at my work and i didnt eat any.
FUCK! I ALMOST AT OFF ONE THE PLATES!!!!
Fuck I got top bus tables tonight wich is kinda cool.
Fuck I found out no one at my job likes me.
FUCK NO ONE!
Fuck I'm Tired.
Fuck I hope alisha sign on soon.
Fuck I stink.
Fuck everything.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
FUCK DUDE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, I LOVE BEING A ASSHOLE!!!!
I was just talking to the chickl whos been staying here (dawn) about how bad we hate work, And I am fucking evil!
Ok, I work 11am to 5pm tommorrow. Right after work im going right next dorr to a place called BENS, I'm going to see if they need work, If they do I'm going to ask if I can see how things are ran there blah blah blah. If I like I'll tell them I will start in one week on Monday, cause on friday (catfish country, my work) is busy as fuck so:
1. If im dishwashing im going to let all the plates and shit stack up, then go on my break, clock out, and keep fucking walking.
2. If I'm bussing tables, I'm going to wait until theres like 6 to 7 tables needing to be bussed and do the same thing, then go eat there monday.
I AM SUPER ASSHOLE!
FUCK ALL THOSE PEOPLE
FUCK THEM
FUCK THEM ALL, FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!
I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE I CAN HUG MYSELF!
I'm not going to though.
Fuck I hope everything goes good at BENS.
If not im going to look for work all over.
ALL OVER.
Damn, I want alisha her.
I love her so much.
goodnight.

(seirtne regnol no esu rof ,lanoitpo) :tcejbus

2002-06-21T03:42:28Z

damn, I can't belive him. I cant fucking belive him.

2002-06-20T14:26:54Z

Mike lost his liscense. For Driving Drunk. That pisses me off so fucking bad.
If he would have got into a wreck and fucked someone up, (this may seem horrible seeing as how hes my best friend) but I would've hoped he would have gotten in deep fucking shit!
I fucking HATE drunks
I hate DRUNK FUCKING DRIVERS
I'm glad he lost his fucking liscense.
thats bullshit.
i thought he was smarter than that.
I can't belive this shit.
I'm pissed.

........

2002-06-20T03:53:36Z

I hope alisha hits that 'destroy everything' button while im sleeping tonight.
I hate hating stuff, but im too good at it.
I feel like crap inside.
i have gas.
goodnight.

go me?

2002-06-19T19:09:11Z

I got a job.
yay.
now Alisha gets to listen to me bitch TWICE as much.
I'm sorry ahead of time alisha.
:(

odd dreams

2002-06-19T15:54:27Z

I had this dream last night that I was lying on my stomach in bed, but my bed was a cross, but it was soft like a bed. So I was on my stomach lying there when these fuckers that looked really familiar came in a i could see like, all of them, except there eyes. so they all started grabbing my arms and legs and they started crucifying me on my soft matress of a cross. it was going ok until there got to my right foot, everytime there would nail it to the cross/bed i would rip it out and,yes, shake it all about. then they told me if i dont calm down the entire existance of mankinda will all die and blah blah blah blah blah. So I riped my hands and legs out, and I was walking around with a stigmata im my torso wich was way off from my hands and feet. but then cojack(my brother cody) came in my room and screamed "HEY YOU GOT ANY DARKS THAT NEED TO BE WASHED?!!!!" and I woke up. It was Weird. oh yeah and "skjhsfshfjklhearskjh4ihtroehiouahfoshfgah"!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
KISS has 30 records out (32 including sound track for DETROIT ROCK CITY SOUNDTRACK (1999) and BILL and TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY SOUNDTRACK (1991)) but shit!!! I only have 11. I'm fucking pissed now.
now i will PROUDLY show you all the ones I have :) cause im tard! someone dance for me.
ALIVE
ROCK N ROLL OVER
LOVE GUN
ALIVE II
PAUL STANLEY SOLO ALBUM
UNMASKED
KISS KILLERS
LICK IT UP
ANIMALIZE
ASYLUM
CRAZY CRAZY NIGHTS

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! dude, Mikes is fucking awesome!

2002-06-18T22:51:25Z

Only in Brandon FL will you see people vandalizing a Beverage Station thingy (them drive through liquor stores)
EVERY CLICK THIS!!!!!!!

IT'S MIKE DRIVING 'SEMI-DRUNK'
AND SOME FARKERS WHO VANDALIZED A BEVERAGE STATION
must i repeat myself?

"im in a bad mood today, so im going to listen to this song..." -cojack

2002-06-18T15:32:23Z

Why the movie "Sum of All Fears" wussed out and used Nazis instead of Moslems

I love the farking rain!

FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

2002-06-17T21:53:05Z

Mexico declares war on the United States following World Cup loss

These Fucking mexicans are fucking serious about this shit!! fuck them. It's just a fucking game god damn fuckinmsdfba;jksdbf;sdbas!!!fuck!!!
"
"The United States is a country of basketball, not of soccer," said Lucia Arango, a 20-year-old street vendor. "Destiny has played a dirty trick on us.""THATS CAUSE YOU ARE DIRTY!!! DIRTY PEOPLE GET 'DIRTY TRICKS'!!lol

I can't belive this shit.
Another reason I hate other races!
(it's kinda funny though

I like it when it rains...

2002-06-17T13:01:29Z

THIS IS MY BACKYARD! i think it looks like shit. especialy when it rains

THIS IS MY BROTHERS BROKE ASS VW. anyone wanna buy a vw?

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ENTRY EVER!!!!

2002-06-14T21:26:15Z

ATTENTION!!
I LOVE ALISHA.

lhsdaf

2002-06-14T10:25:09Z

Thank a million kicks to maxes head to shy for sending me the link to that neat as fucking movie poster site!
makes my early early morning much more fucking happier better.
and so did talking to alisha.dsgosdf;kjfgsoighsx!!!!!!ajdfh;azvldfshdxffc<--that last one was allll my elbow.

do i have something in my eye?

2002-06-14T01:35:06Z

click HERE! for todays dumb bastard....

thanks to the skull for todays picture

yelling at your friends always does the trick!

2002-06-14T01:23:44Z

i'm feeling better now.
hey man, i got 2 birds there fucking crazy.
the MAN bird wich is super-er than the woman bird is named jumior.
the woman bird wich is kinda tarded is names sweety...the bitch hoe.
anyway they lookie like this...
*******THESE ARE NOT MY BIRDS, THEY JUST LOOK VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SIMALAR TO MINE********

yes! there damn cool and when shit on my dads bed he says," good birds"
anytime they do something cool i say, "good dog".
shy im so sorry but cats suck.
sharks arent as cool as i thought.
apparently they eat people. psssh
anyway.
shut up jeck-ace.
OH YEAH!
lots of kickass shows coming i must go to

STATE THEATER:
Sunday 06/30/02 SFU w/ Skinless
Saturday 08/10/02 Arch Enemy/Hate Eternal/Nile/Orgin

MASQUERADE:
Friday 06/28/02 Genitorturers

Any metalheads in the Tampa area i suggest you get your ass up an go to these

and for a good laugh everyone go to This thingy, Metal Mockery it's fucking funny.

I HOPE IT HURT YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

2002-06-13T14:19:55Z

I WANNA PUT SALT WATER AND VINIGER ON IT.
stupid mother fuckers
oh yeah, im cutting all my fucking hair off.

i hope i get to push someone into one of these........

2002-06-05T09:24:19Z

that would make my fucking day!

oh yeah, 43452353 shlling to who ever can guess what kind of animal this is...er..was.

neat!!

2002-06-05T00:56:45Z

What Retard are you?

I wish i was THAT kind of retard ( the violent type )

Kiss for safe sex

2002-06-03T05:46:58Z

The rock band Kiss is getting into the safe sex business, with a line of condoms featuring their trademark painted faces on the package.

The first in the series of Kiss Kondoms are billed as "Rock 'N' Rubbers" and are made of bright red latex.

They're labelled "Tongue Lubricated", and the foil wrapper features bass player Gene Simmons in his trademark black and white makeup, with his famous tongue fully extended.

Simmons swears he has not personally lubricated the condoms, but promises deserving young ladies a personal demonstration.

The rock star who claims to have slept with more than 4,600 women, including romances with Cher and former Supremes diva Diana Ross, says sex without condoms is stupid, and he wants to provide an alternative to the clinical-looking ones commonly sold.

Gene Simmons says sex is always embarrassing and he thinks a Kiss condom will lighten up the situation.

"Sex is always embarrassing for people, so when a guy whips out a Kiss condom and there's Gene Simmons's tongue hanging out it lightens up the situation," he told Reuters.

The box of three will sell for $US4.95 ($A8.82)

Two more versions are already in the works - a studded condom dubbed the "Studded Paul" and adorned with a photo of Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley, and "Love Gun Protection", an extra strength version with the entire band on the packaging.

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THOSE CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS!?
god damn, they are awesome!