Punch me, Kick me, Hurt me, Kill me's Journal

2:56PM - goooooooooooood bye!

IM DONE DOING THIS CRAP!

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11:02PM

god damn everything. if july 20th doesnt get here soon im going to explode on someones nice clothes and piss them off. then the'll beat me ass. ok.
I bought some REAL fireworks of nate the jew bastard. there not even fireworks, there just explosives, the small ones are "3 m80's in one. the fucking big ones are better though. there loud like a elephant. and a gun of some sort. shut up. goodbye

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2:00AM - Whats was you favorite Texas Inmates last meal....

dont know?!
Choose here!
mine are either: Justice, Equality, and World Peace -- Odell Barnes
OR
God's saving grace, love, truth, peace and freedom"
YYYYYUUUMMMMYY!!!!!!!!!

IM A MINISTER!!!!

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8:04PM - kinda whos on first....

x Melixxa: haha you know what?
CHEVELLE454HP: no i dont
CHEVELLE454HP: is he a nice guy?
x Melixxa: who?
CHEVELLE454HP: what
x Melixxa: when?
CHEVELLE454HP: i dont know what. is he nice?
x Melixxa: is who nice?
CHEVELLE454HP: WHAT
CHEVELLE454HP: W-H-A-T
CHEVELLE454HP: is he nice?
x Melixxa: huh?
CHEVELLE454HP: melissa.
x Melixxa: what you talkin' 'bout willis?
CHEVELLE454HP: i dont know
CHEVELLE454HP: what
CHEVELLE454HP: is he nice?!
CHEVELLE454HP: is what nice?!
x Melixxa: is what/who nice?
CHEVELLE454HP: exactly!@!!!!
CHEVELLE454HP: IS WHAT NICE?!!!!
x Melixxa: what are you talking about nnice?
CHEVELLE454HP: I DONT KNOW WHAT. IS HE NICE???????
x Melixxa: dude i learned today
CHEVELLE454HP: what did you learn
CHEVELLE454HP: now what. but you
CHEVELLE454HP: not*
x Melixxa: if you want to make someone feel bad and they sorta like you just tell them who you think is hot
x Melixxa: that isn't htem
x Melixxa: haha
CHEVELLE454HP: lol

I'm so dumb.
and i dont like my apperance anymore.

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2:10PM - to tired, its my day, enjoying my bed more than usual....

I'm going to bed, but before I do must let every know these are 2 butt ass ugly mother fucking birds.
Good night.

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3:54AM - sleep.

What's Your Inner Demon?


this quiz was made by Melissa

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2:59AM - tonights plan.

12:00: Go to Waffle House with dawn.
12:30: Go to wal-mart
12:30 - 1:30: Search for shit to do in Wal-Mart, Pick up fireworks, computer games and motorcycle book.
2:00: Sit around and get pissed you have nothing to do cause you cant install your computer games.
2:55: Attemp 31 to light fireworks across the street at daycare center. Failed 'cause cop drove by. I broke the firework.
2:58: Go light firework(still broke) in backyeard, expecting big take off and big boom.
2:59: light firework and run.......watch the shittiest firework you've ever seen sprake in the ground and make loud crackling noises.
3:00: come inside and hope dad doesnt wake up.
3:05: get yelled at by dad "DON'T FUCKING DO THAT IDIOT, I WAS SOUND SLEEP. I WOKE AND HEARD ALL THIS 'CRACKLE CRACKLE(with hand motions)AND GOT THE SHIT SCARED OUT OF ME.
3:05: "ok, sorry, i dont know...." 'dawn':"uh..it was the kids across the street"
3:06: get online and type about how boring your night was.

some how I managed to leap into the future.
stupid clocks.

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11:42PM - (seirtne regnol no esu rof ,lanoitpo) :tcejbus

Fuck work.
Fuck peoplel.
Fuck me.
Fuck im pissed.
Fuck I hate being pissed.
Fuck I hate hating things.
Fuck I need, yes NEED alisha.
Fuck work.
Fuck work.
Fuck I forgot what else I was going to bitch about.
Fuck I need a new job.
Fuck I'm sooooo mad at myself.
Fucking stupid kyle.
Fuck.
Fuck I hate people who cuse.
Fuck them.
Fuck I smell like pain, hate and SHRIMP.
Fuck tonight was all you can eat shrimp at my work and i didnt eat any.
FUCK! I ALMOST AT OFF ONE THE PLATES!!!!
Fuck I got top bus tables tonight wich is kinda cool.
Fuck I found out no one at my job likes me.
FUCK NO ONE!
Fuck I'm Tired.
Fuck I hope alisha sign on soon.
Fuck I stink.
Fuck everything.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
FUCK DUDE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, I LOVE BEING A ASSHOLE!!!!
I was just talking to the chickl whos been staying here (dawn) about how bad we hate work, And I am fucking evil!
Ok, I work 11am to 5pm tommorrow. Right after work im going right next dorr to a place called BENS, I'm going to see if they need work, If they do I'm going to ask if I can see how things are ran there blah blah blah. If I like I'll tell them I will start in one week on Monday, cause on friday (catfish country, my work) is busy as fuck so:
1. If im dishwashing im going to let all the plates and shit stack up, then go on my break, clock out, and keep fucking walking.
2. If I'm bussing tables, I'm going to wait until theres like 6 to 7 tables needing to be bussed and do the same thing, then go eat there monday.
I AM SUPER ASSHOLE!
FUCK ALL THOSE PEOPLE
FUCK THEM
FUCK THEM ALL, FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!
I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE I CAN HUG MYSELF!
I'm not going to though.
Fuck I hope everything goes good at BENS.
If not im going to look for work all over.
ALL OVER.
Damn, I want alisha her.
I love her so much.
goodnight.

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11:16PM - (seirtne regnol no esu rof ,lanoitpo) :tcejbus

Fuck work.
Fuck peoplel.
Fuck me.
Fuck im pissed.
Fuck I hate being pissed.
Fuck I hate hating things.
Fuck I need, yes NEED alisha.
Fuck work.
Fuck work.
Fuck I forgot what else I was going to bitch about.
Fuck I need a new job.
Fuck I'm sooooo mad at myself.
Fucking stupid kyle.
Fuck.
Fuck I hate people who cuse.
Fuck them.
Fuck I smell like pain, hate and SHRIMP.
Fuck tonight was all you can eat shrimp at my work and i didnt eat any.
FUCK! I ALMOST AT OFF ONE THE PLATES!!!!
Fuck I got top bus tables tonight wich is kinda cool.
Fuck I found out no one at my job likes me.
FUCK NO ONE!
Fuck I'm Tired.
Fuck I hope alisha sign on soon.
Fuck I stink.
Fuck everything.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
FUCK DUDE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, I LOVE BEING A ASSHOLE!!!!
I was just talking to the chickl whos been staying here (dawn) about how bad we hate work, And I am fucking evil!
Ok, I work 11am to 5pm tommorrow. Right after work im going right next dorr to a place called BENS, I'm going to see if they need work, If they do I'm going to ask if I can see how things are ran there blah blah blah. If I like I'll tell them I will start in one week on Monday, cause on friday (catfish country, my work) is busy as fuck so:
1. If im dishwashing im going to let all the plates and shit stack up, then go on my break, clock out, and keep fucking walking.
2. If I'm bussing tables, I'm going to wait until theres like 6 to 7 tables needing to be bussed and do the same thing, then go eat there monday.
I AM SUPER ASSHOLE!
FUCK ALL THOSE PEOPLE
FUCK THEM
FUCK THEM ALL, FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!
I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE I CAN HUG MYSELF!
I'm not going to though.
Fuck I hope everything goes good at BENS.
If not im going to look for work all over.
ALL OVER.
Damn, I want alisha her.
I love her so much.
goodnight.

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10:24AM - damn, I can't belive him. I cant fucking belive him.

Mike lost his liscense. For Driving Drunk. That pisses me off so fucking bad.
If he would have got into a wreck and fucked someone up, (this may seem horrible seeing as how hes my best friend) but I would've hoped he would have gotten in deep fucking shit!
I fucking HATE drunks
I hate DRUNK FUCKING DRIVERS
I'm glad he lost his fucking liscense.
thats bullshit.
i thought he was smarter than that.
I can't belive this shit.
I'm pissed.

Current mood: pissed off

Current music: Beach boys playing from my room...I think...Duece Coupe

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11:52PM - ........

I hope alisha hits that 'destroy everything' button while im sleeping tonight.
I hate hating stuff, but im too good at it.
I feel like crap inside.
i have gas.
goodnight.

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3:08PM - go me?

I got a job.
yay.
now Alisha gets to listen to me bitch TWICE as much.
I'm sorry ahead of time alisha.
:(

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10:57AM - odd dreams

I had this dream last night that I was lying on my stomach in bed, but my bed was a cross, but it was soft like a bed. So I was on my stomach lying there when these fuckers that looked really familiar came in a i could see like, all of them, except there eyes. so they all started grabbing my arms and legs and they started crucifying me on my soft matress of a cross. it was going ok until there got to my right foot, everytime there would nail it to the cross/bed i would rip it out and,yes, shake it all about. then they told me if i dont calm down the entire existance of mankinda will all die and blah blah blah blah blah. So I riped my hands and legs out, and I was walking around with a stigmata im my torso wich was way off from my hands and feet. but then cojack(my brother cody) came in my room and screamed "HEY YOU GOT ANY DARKS THAT NEED TO BE WASHED?!!!!" and I woke up. It was Weird. oh yeah and "skjhsfshfjklhearskjh4ihtroehiouahfoshfgah"!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
KISS has 30 records out (32 including sound track for DETROIT ROCK CITY SOUNDTRACK (1999) and BILL and TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY SOUNDTRACK (1991)) but shit!!! I only have 11. I'm fucking pissed now.
now i will PROUDLY show you all the ones I have :) cause im tard! someone dance for me.
ALIVE
ROCK N ROLL OVER
LOVE GUN
ALIVE II
PAUL STANLEY SOLO ALBUM
UNMASKED
KISS KILLERS
LICK IT UP
ANIMALIZE
ASYLUM
CRAZY CRAZY NIGHTS

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6:49PM - LOL!!!!!!!!!!! dude, Mikes is fucking awesome!

Only in Brandon FL will you see people vandalizing a Beverage Station thingy (them drive through liquor stores)
EVERY CLICK THIS!!!!!!!


IT'S MIKE DRIVING 'SEMI-DRUNK'
AND SOME FARKERS WHO VANDALIZED A BEVERAGE STATION
must i repeat myself?

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11:30AM - "im in a bad mood today, so im going to listen to this song..." -cojack

Why the movie "Sum of All Fears" wussed out and used Nazis instead of Moslems

I love the farking rain!

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5:50PM - FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Mexico declares war on the United States following World Cup loss

These Fucking mexicans are fucking serious about this shit!! fuck them. It's just a fucking game god damn fuckinmsdfba;jksdbf;sdbas!!!fuck!!!
"
"The United States is a country of basketball, not of soccer," said Lucia Arango, a 20-year-old street vendor. "Destiny has played a dirty trick on us.""THATS CAUSE YOU ARE DIRTY!!! DIRTY PEOPLE GET 'DIRTY TRICKS'!!lol

I can't belive this shit.
Another reason I hate other races!
(it's kinda funny though

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8:59AM - I like it when it rains...

THIS IS MY BACKYARD! i think it looks like shit. especialy when it rains

THIS IS MY BROTHERS BROKE ASS VW. anyone wanna buy a vw?

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5:25PM - THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ENTRY EVER!!!!

ATTENTION!!
I LOVE ALISHA.

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6:22AM - lhsdaf

Thank a million kicks to maxes head to shy for sending me the link to that neat as fucking movie poster site!
makes my early early morning much more fucking happier better.
and so did talking to alisha.dsgosdf;kjfgsoighsx!!!!!!ajdfh;azvldfshdxffc<--that last one was allll my elbow.

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9:31PM - do i have something in my eye?

click HERE! for todays dumb bastard....

thanks to the skull for todays picture

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